If you're looking for your daily dose of adorable cat videos… you’re in the wrong place!

Meet Bastard: the Oscar Wilde of cats.

Sleek and stylish, he’ll slap you so hard with his wit you won’t know what happened. His message is simple: The era of cute cats is over! Cats are arseholes. Embrace it. Know it. Be part of the movement that stands for something pure and righteous. In a world where fakeness rules, where the collective masses have closed their eyes to the truth, Bastard represents the raw honesty of a naked anus.
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His fun, your duty: Present the overlord with his favorite gadgets.

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Watch the story

Bastard popped out in 2012, when he decided the internet was just too damncute and desperately needed his unique paw print of "charm." Since then he’s been spreading raw truth and kitty litter wherever he goes.

The era of innocent, cuddly, adorable, dewy-eyed-little-mother-fucking-Helly-Kittys is over. It’s time to reveal the cold, hard reality that the cat-loving-Illuminati don’t want you to know.

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Will you set them free?

Don’t let this greedy bastard keep all the treasure to himself

Release them… (at your own risk)

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Play a role in bastards myth!

Got a knack for creating laughs? Drop your wittiest, quirkiest ideas in our “Litter Box of Creativity”. Help us turn Bastards The Cat into the meme lord of the internet by contributing to our interactive scenarios and site features. We’re rewarding the best ideas that make it big-yours could be next!